I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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