He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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