He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You took a bar mat shot.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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