and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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