just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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