high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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