babies were throwing up all over the place
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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