He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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