remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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