these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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