He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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