I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?