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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night

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  haha good one..how did you even know?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.

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  Can you see in?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in

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