how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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