friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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