It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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