shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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