were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
