I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
A bitchslap is in order.
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