i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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