afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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