Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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