Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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