Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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