i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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