Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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