So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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