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(202): View more from Washington, DC

it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.

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(202): it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously. http://tfl.nu/bvn1

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(513): View more from Ohio

do you believe in love at first sight?

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awwwwww =)

(513): View more from Ohio

yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!

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(513): do you believe in love at first sight? (1-513): awwwwww =) (513): yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks! http://tfl.nu/zebv

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(813): View more from Florida

Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

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I ordered a moonbounce.

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Fuck, you win.

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(813): Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party. (1-813): I ordered a moonbounce. (813): Fuck, you win. http://tfl.nu/qedv

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(260): View more from Indiana

Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.

(219): View more from Indiana

You said that last year...

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(260): Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate. (219): You said that last year... http://tfl.nu/7qlf

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(310): View more from California

I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.

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(310): I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit. http://tfl.nu/d25i

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.

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(732): i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is. http://tfl.nu/s7zh

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(303): View more from Colorado

I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.

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(303): I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window. http://tfl.nu/dr4o

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(281): View more from Texas

seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout

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(281): seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout http://tfl.nu/w9k1

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?

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(732): He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it? http://tfl.nu/l4jt

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(850): View more from Florida

Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here

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(850): Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here http://tfl.nu/668w

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(704): View more from North Carolina

To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.

(704): View more from North Carolina

Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!

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(704): To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast. (704): Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger! http://tfl.nu/sya3

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(303): View more from Colorado

Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles

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(303): Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles http://tfl.nu/cavu

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(917): View more from New York City

Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes

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(917): Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes http://tfl.nu/krda

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.

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You are a god.

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(803): Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning. (1-803): You are a god. http://tfl.nu/xtrk

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(317): View more from Indiana

You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.

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(317): You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves. http://tfl.nu/nrql

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