I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.