Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.