At least make sure they are 18
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Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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