If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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