yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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