what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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