I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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