I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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