we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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