Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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