i came on her dog
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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