whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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