I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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