Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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