Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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