Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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