Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry coldpooinurmouth hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(719): View more from Colorado

wanna go halves on a baby?

Fav 18 1549 1272
share tweet
(586): View more from Michigan

If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.

Fav 8 2334 996
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(916): View more from California

I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here

Fav 6 814 2613
share tweet
(813): View more from Florida

he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"

(305): View more from Florida

does that mean he doesn't last long?

Fav 10 1113 3920
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.

Fav 26 1553 6299
share tweet
(301): View more from Maryland

We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.

Fav 5 4278 1612
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(925): View more from California

Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.

Fav 19 6819 1502
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(479): View more from Arkansas

I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.

Fav 0 1039 410
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(801): View more from Utah

I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story

Fav 1 27 68
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT