Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
ttyl tear gas
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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