it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Text me some of your sweat
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