you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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