You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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