I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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