Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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