Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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