You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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