so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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