at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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