i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Panties = found
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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