just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I skipped work to stalk him.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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