she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?