i'm home, then i'll come over
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...