Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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