But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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