They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
